Random shiz; mostly homestuck
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

sealcat:

sealcat:

And if we have to force all surrounding nations into adopting communism to make this union work, then so vi et 

so I see the 0 notes and realize my russian pun didn’t go over well.. next time I’ll try tsarcasm

anus:

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

i like it deep

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

felinestrider:

mecto—amorous:

robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”

casspie:

frodo-and-sherlock-on-a-tardis:

consulting-doctor-winchester:

mottal:

pugalecki:

when cats lick each other they’re “cute” but when i lick other people i’m a “psychopath”

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The Sherlock fandom starting to compete with the Supernatural fandom on this gifs thing

Hmm…I doubt Supernatural has a gif for this. Anybody?

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E V E R Y T H I N G 

bloodysigils:

do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?

instagrampa:

There needs to be a button that unlikes all of the facebook pages I liked two years ago at once